Robot Sex

A woman was having sex in her apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming..
She told her lover to stay like robot and not to move.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: This is a robot I bought to have sex with when you are traveling…

Husband: Okay.. Lets have sex now…

Wife: No sweetheart.. Yesterday I got my period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee for you..

After she left the husband said: Damn I am so horny, I will shag this robot…

He tried to mount the “robot.” The man started talking in a metallic robotic way..

“System error, Wrong hole, System error, Wrong hole..”

Husband: Damn robot is not working properly.. I am going to throw it out of the window..
….
The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor he said:

“SOFTWARE UPDATED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN.”

“SOFTWARE UPDATED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN.”