Value for Money

3 men are standing outside a brothel. One has $10,one has $20 & one has $30.
So they decide to go in one at a time and then tell the other two what they got for their money when they come out.

The one with $10 goes in first and comes out 10 minutes later with a big smile on his face.

“Well?” ask the others excitedly.

“A red-head put a pineapple ring on my cock, and ate it off in a very sensual way, it was well worth a tenner” he says.

So the one with $20 goes in, and comes out 15 minutes later, grinning from ear to ear.
“Well?” the others ask.

“This brunette put 2 pineapple rings on my cock, and very slowly & sexually nibbled them off, it was wonderful” he said.

The one with $30 can’t wait, and rushes in. 20 minutes later, he comes out in floods of tears.

“What’s happened?” ask the other two.

“Well,” he says, “this blonde put 3 pineapple rings on my cock, then a layer of custard, topped it with a layer of cream, sprinkled 100’s of topping over it, and put a cherry on top.”

“So why the fcuk are you crying?” they asked.

He replied, “‘cos it looked that fcuking good, I slid it off, and ate it MYSELF!”

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