When Girls Drink Too Much

1. THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE THEIR PURSE IS.:/:s

2. THEY BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH THEIR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING THEIR BUTT WHILE YELLING “WOO-HOO!” IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.;;):*

3. THEY’VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT THEY WANT TO KICK SOMEONE’S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE THEY COULD DO IT TOO. ;):p

4. IN THEIR LAST TRIP TO PEE, THEY REALIZE THAT THEY NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS THEY WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO :OX_X

5. THEY GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY’S BECAUSE “OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!”<3<3

6. THEY’VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO THEM.*nerd*O:)

7. THEY’VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. :x:$

8. THEY FLIRT WITH THE BARTENDER:&(n)

9 . THEY TAKE THEIR SHOES OFF BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IT’S THE SHOES FAULT THAT THEY’RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT =D

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