Q: What is the definition of endless love?
A: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis
Q: What’s the hardest thing about learning to play tennis?
A: Telling your parents that your gay!
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q: What do you serve but not eat?
A: A Tennis Ball.
Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?
A: They don’t like getting close to the net.
Q: How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “What do you mean it was out, it was in!”
Q: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
A: “See you round..”
Q: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
A: To them, “Love” means nothing.
Q: Why is a tennis game a noisy game?
A: Because each player raises a racket.
Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back? A: So he wouldn’t get his tennis shoes wet.
Q: What do you call a blonde tennis player with two brain cells?