Tennis One Liners

Q: What is the definition of endless love?

A: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis


Q: What’s the hardest thing about learning to play tennis?

A: Telling your parents that your gay!


Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.


Q: What do you serve but not eat?

A: A Tennis Ball.


Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?

A: They don’t like getting close to the net.


Q: How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: “What do you mean it was out, it was in!”


Q: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?

A: “See you round..”


Q: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?

A: To them, “Love” means nothing.


Q: Why is a tennis game a noisy game?

A: Because each player raises a racket.


Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back? A: So he wouldn’t get his tennis shoes wet.


Q: What do you call a blonde tennis player with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant

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