The Brand-New Camper

Ollie and Sven were vacationing in Sven’s new camper. As usual, they’d become lost and were wandering around a strange town trying to find the highway. Sven was just starting down a grade to go under a bridge when he slams on the brakes. …. …

Ollie: Vat da heck you do dat for, Sven? …

Sven: Dat sign dere says, “Low Bridge. No Vehicles Over Twelve Feet High.” Dis here camper is t’irteen feet!

Ollie: Cripes almighty Sven, dey ain’t no cops around. Yust hit da gas pedal and go for it!