I’d hate to be a dragon. I’d get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
It was my son’s birthday yesterday. I said to him last night, “Blow out the candles and make a wish.” He said, “I wish you got me a cake.”
Facebook, making people who would’nt talk in the street wish each other Happy Birthday since 2004.
I tried to buy my dad a World’s Greatest Dad mug for his birthday today. The cashier told me that I was too late. Somebody else’s dad already is.
Last year my wife was furious that I missed her birthday and insisted in future I should plan at least two months in advance. Well it’s her birthday in 8 weeks time and I’m pleased to say I’ve already bought her present. She’s going to love these flowers.