Where Are They?

So I was minding my business in the library today when a black guy walked up to me and asked me where the colored printers were. I replied, “Dude, it’s 2017, you can use whatever printer you want.”

Penis Tray

A man goes to his doctor’s office to get his penis enlarged. The doctor comes in with a tray of penises, and the man says, ”You got any bigger ones?” The doctor comes in with another tray, but the man still wants something bigger. The doctor comes in with yet another tray, and the man … Read more

Can’t Stop Masturbating

A man go’s to the doctors and says “every time I think of black girls “. Doctor says “put this on and come back in a couple days and tell me how it’s been”. 2 days later he comes back and says” that is great, what was it?” Doctor says “It’s a niggerteen patch”.