Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends? … Because he’s married. … Hey – Do you know what Stevie Wonder’s house looks like?? …. Hell, Stevie doesn’t know either.
I walked into an opticians. I said, “Hello sir, I think I need some new glasses.” She said, “I think you’re right.”
A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out naked, spread her legs and started shaving in front of him. She tried to make a conversation by asking him, “Brother John, what brings you here? Is everything OK … Read more
I got $20 from a blind homeless man on the street today! … He had this tin can full of money, and was just holding it in front of my face. What a friendly guy.