Blind Passenger

“Mayday! Mayday! I’m a blind passenger in a small aircraft. The pilot is dead and the plane is flying upside down.” Air Traffic Control: “If you’re blind, how do you know you’re flying upside down?” “The shit is running down my back!”

Choir Mistress

A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out naked, spread her legs and started shaving in front of him. She tried to make a conversation by asking him, “Brother John, what brings you here? Is everything OK … Read more