Honest Men

I went on a blind date last night.

“What qualities do you like in a bloke then?” I asked.

“I like men who are honest.” she replied, “What about you?”

I said, “I like women who can give good blow jobs.”

Suck My Toes

I wanted my girlfriend to suck my toes, but she just wanted to kiss my lips.

After much negotiation I persuaded her to meet me half way.