A woman went into the doctors in tears. The doctor asks what’s wrong and she says “nobody will have sex with me because I’m so deformed.” The doctor replied “come on now you’re an extremely attractive lady, I’m sure any man would be honoured” She said “no doctor it’s my deformity, it’s grotesce, I have … Read more
During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:- “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. … Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.” … The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor. … “No! No! Don’t remove your clothes… … Read more
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob”, where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face … Read more
A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor.