Test Results

I went for some tests at the doctors recently and he phoned today with the results. He said, “I have good news and bad news.” “So, what’s the good news?” I asked. “Well,” he replied, “You’re not a hypochondriac.”

Bad News First

“I’ve got good news and bad news,” the doctor told me. “Allright, I’ll have the bad news first then,” I replied. “You have terminal cancer.” “What’s the good news?” “The good news is for the other patient.”

3 Vaginas

A woman went into the doctors in tears. The doctor asks what’s wrong and she says “nobody will have sex with me because I’m so deformed.” The doctor replied “come on now you’re an extremely attractive lady, I’m sure any man would be honoured” She said “no doctor it’s my deformity, it’s grotesce, I have … Read more

The Medical Examination

During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:- “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. … Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.” … The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor. … “No! No! Don’t remove your clothes… … Read more

The Knob

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob”, where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face … Read more