Although my girlfriend is addicted to smack she’s still so beautiful. Those lips, those eyes, that tooth…
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities.
A Jamaican walks into a bank with a 25kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier… Shocked, the cashier asks..’What’s this for?’ The Rastafarian replies..’Me here to open a joint account’
I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation…. ….until I saw a dragon and shit myself.