I’ve been clean for 60 days now. It’s been hard showering every day, but thankfully I had some crack cocaine to help me through it.
Although my girlfriend is addicted to smack she’s still so beautiful. Those lips, those eyes, that tooth…
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities.
A Jamaican walks into a bank with a 25kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier… Shocked, the cashier asks..’What’s this for?’ The Rastafarian replies..’Me here to open a joint account’
I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation…. ….until I saw a dragon and shit myself.