No Son Your Not

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, I’m Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, you’re not. The drunk turns to the other priest. I’m Jesus Christ. The second priest replies, No, son, you’re not. So the drunk says, Look, I can prove it. He walks … Read more

Late for Work

“I see someone got drunk last night,” said my wife, waking me up. “I only had three beers, so you’re fucking wrong!” I raged. “Fair enough,” she replied. “Could you just roll off the driveway, I’m going to be late for work.”