Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to … Read more
One thing I really can’t get mad at the president for is skyrocketing gasoline prices. Actually, I’m cool with that. Truth is, I want them to go higher, kind of a cloud with a silver lining. Because the higher they go, certain things change … like the number of drive-by shootings will go way down.
NEW SIMPLIFIED INCOME TAX: 1. How much money did you make this year? 2. Send it to us.
I stopped to put air in my tires today. The air pump now costs $1.50! I remember when the price was only 25 cents. Then 50 cents. And a couple weeks ago it was $1.00 (sigh) I guess the price was adjusted for inflation.