Someone knocked at my door this afternoon. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino’s holding a cheese and tomato pizza. “I haven’t ordered any pizzas,” I said. “This must be a mistake.” “I know,” he replied. “Your neighbour forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for … Read more
If you’re sick and tired of every Asshole on Facebook asking you to copy and paste stuff as your status, please copy and paste this as your status.
I almost forgot to update my status that I’d been to the gym. What a waste of a workout that would have been!
Just a quick message to all the women out there…Having over a thousand friends on Facebook and 85% of them are men doesn’t mean you are popular….it means your vagina is.