Thank you, student loan, for getting me through college. I don’t think I can ever repay you .
Money is not the most important thing in the world, love is. Fortunately, I love money.
My girlfriend’s been trying to help me with my finances. I think I’d be better off a loan.
Things must be REALLY bad in finance land. Today I went into a small appliance store to buy a toaster and they threw in a bank.