One Sunny Morning

A couple of friends are playing golf one sunny morning. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green of the ninth hole when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in … Read more

Golf Fanatic

There’s a fellow who is a golf fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golf all day long, 36 holes sometimes. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to … Read more

1 Wood

Three Ladies are playing the fourth hole at a well-known golf course on the edge of Greenwood, when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood. The first lady says, ‘He is … Read more

New To Golf

I played golf for the first time ever this morning. As I was about to take my first shot I noticed that there were several people in the clubhouse watching me. “Stay calm,” I thought, putting my ball on the tee, “you’ll do fine.” As I took the shot I could see it heading directly … Read more