I was telling Dave how my time machine experiment went drastically wrong when I went back in time & ended up inadvertently having sex with my own mother. “Oh shit, so you could be your own father then?” he asked “Well not really, I only went back two days”
It’s just the worst thing ever when you shout the wrong name during sex. I accidentally shouted out my sister’s name last week… My mum was not happy!
What’s sicker than kissing you nan goodbye and her slipping a tongue in…. Kissing her, her slipping the tongue in and you getting a hard on.
After getting picked on by a few lads at college, my mum offered to go down and sort it out. Now they can’t bully me for never having a blowjob any more.