After watching an episode of How I Met Your Mother, Rajiv asked his father how he met his mother. “At our wedding, of course,” replied his father.
How many Indians does it take to change a light bulb? Just a moment, sir. Let me pass you on to the right department. Please hold the line.
What do you call an Indian on one leg? Balan Singh
Following India announcing it intends to send a spacecraft to the moon, NASA said it feared for the safety of the 500 astronauts who will be sitting on the roof of the craft during take-off.
I’ve just been to my first Indian wedding. It was fantastic when everybody started clapping at the final words of the ceremony: “You may now meet the bride.”