Is there a doctor here?

A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts “Is there a doctor here?”

A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: “I am. What is the problem?”

She replies: “Do you want to meet my daughter?”

Indian Light Bulb

How many Indians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just a moment, sir. Let me pass you on to the right department.
Please hold the line.