What do you call a bunch of flying Jews? Smoke.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an element? An element can get out of its gas state.
A while ago I had a blind date with a Jewish girl. She asked me for my number. I told her that we usually use names.
How do you treat a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp.
My time machine landed slap bang in the middle of Hitlers living room in 1940. I thought now’s my chance to change the world. “Please sir,” I pleaded, “don’t gas the Jews. ” “Gas the Jews?” Hitler replied, “h’mm, I hadn’t thought of that.