My Time Machine

My time machine landed slap bang in the middle of Hitlers living room in 1940. I thought now’s my chance to change the world. “Please sir,” I pleaded, “don’t gas the Jews. ” “Gas the Jews?” Hitler replied, “h’mm, I hadn’t thought of that.

A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali

A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali under a tree. A caterpillar gets on the Romanian’s shoulder. The Romanian throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Somali, the Somali picks up the caterpillar and eats it. Another caterpillar gets on the Romanian, the Romanian throws it at the Jew, … Read more