Kim Kardashian’s giant ass has it’s own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye.
My missus once baked a cake so dark and rich that one of the Kardashians wanted to marry it.
People have put Kim and Kanye’s names together to get, ‘Kimye’….I think a more accurate name would be.. Slunt.
Kim Kardashian and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an elderly cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t – the aged bovine was struck and killed. Kim told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what … Read more
Girl: who’s your favourite Kardashian? Me: Are there any dead ones?