A man walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. Librarian: “They’re right behind you!”
A man walks into a library and says, “Have you got the book, ‘How To Suck Yourself Off’?” The librarian says, “It’s over there; the one with the broken spine.”
I’m constantly having to separate fact from fiction. I hate being a librarian.
I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic. “Oh yes, quite a few”, the Librarian said. “Sorry to hear that”, I replied. “They’ll all be ruined by now”.
I walked into the library and asked, “Do you have any audio-books on how to carefully feed your pet piranha fish?” The assistant replied, “Does it have to be an audio-book?” “Yes,” I said, showing her the stumps where my hands used to be.