Stress Reliever

Studies suggest that masturbation is twice as effective as sex for dealing with stress.

So one in the hand really is worth 2 in the bush

Contains Nudity

A boy was watching TV with his father..

When a sex scene came on. “well son, time for bed” the father says. “but dad, I’m 15 now!” the son complains. The father replies “I don’t care how old you are son, you’re not watching me masturbate”