Studies suggest that masturbation is twice as effective as sex for dealing with stress. So one in the hand really is worth 2 in the bush
A boy was watching TV with his father.. When a sex scene came on. “well son, time for bed” the father says. “but dad, I’m 15 now!” the son complains. The father replies “I don’t care how old you are son, you’re not watching me masturbate”
If you’re single and you know it… Use your hands.
My friend said he liked the ending of his book so much, he’d jack off to it. I just don’t know how he came to that conclusion.
It’s been reported by the National Health Service (NHS) that masturbating twice a week increases your life expectancy by 20%. … Now I have finished the calculations and found out that I’m immortal.