The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart. The fact that her boobs are in front of it is not men’s fault.
The first thing a man notices in a woman are her eyes. And when her eyes aren’t looking, he notices her tits…
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which by mistake happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. “Hello?” she cried, but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain … Read more
It seems God was just about done creating the universe, but He had two extra things left in His bag of creations, so He decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. “It’s … Read more
What’s that worthless piece of skin attached to a man’s penis called? … … … … The man.