I was planning to smoke some really choice weed with a couple cute Mexican girls, but I needed to roll a couple joints. I asked them if they had papers. They immediately ran off.
A Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white man who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait, that’s not my waiter.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.” The Mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!” The … Read more
At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Mexican. He’s having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican. Leaning over towards … Read more
A Cowboy buys a beer as the Mexican, also dressed in western garb sat next to him. There was a slight nod as they looked at each other. Soon the cowboy ordered another and bought one for the Mexican also. When their glasses became empty the cowboy bought again. Then a third time the cowboy … Read more