11.34: Sherlock Holmes arrived at the crime scene
11.34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle
11.34: Found murder weapon in the drain

11.34: Realised watch was broken.

My Time Machine

My time machine landed slap bang in the middle of Hitlers living room in 1940.

I thought now’s my chance to change the world.

“Please sir,” I pleaded, “don’t gas the Jews. ”

“Gas the Jews?” Hitler replied, “h’mm, I hadn’t thought of that.