11.34: Sherlock Holmes arrived at the crime scene 11.34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle 11.34: Found murder weapon in the drain 11.34: Realised watch was broken.
After my wife died I couldn’t look at a woman for twenty years. … But when I got out of prison it was totally worth it.
My time machine landed slap bang in the middle of Hitlers living room in 1940. I thought now’s my chance to change the world. “Please sir,” I pleaded, “don’t gas the Jews. ” “Gas the Jews?” Hitler replied, “h’mm, I hadn’t thought of that.
The judge sentenced me to 12 years today. Apparently, sitting on your hand for 15 minutes before shooting your wife does not mean that somebody else did it.
So an American college kid walks into a bar… …12 dead