Freddie Mercury had just finished his meal in a Greek restaurant when the waiter came over with a couple of plates for him to smash. “Can you go and get me another one please?” Asked Freddie. “Why?” Asked the waiter. “I want to break three.”
Despite getting A-Levels results of A,B,B,A, it seems no employer will take a chance on me.
Being white has its disadvantages too, you know. It can be super hard to find a rap song on iTunes when you spell all the words correctly.
My missus said “where’s that real2real record gone from the shelf, it keeps disappearing” “I like to move it?” I said