I met a bloke in a wheelchair today, his face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked. “I’m a Paralympian,” he replied. “Boxing?” I enquired. “No…” he said, “… hurdles.”
Like many Paralympic competitors, I got involved in my sport by accident.
A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, “Why the long face?” The horse replies, “I came first in the Olympics and they gave the medal to the twat on my back.”
The Olympics feature the world record longest hyphen event, the 400 metre dash.