A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, “Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this Parrot?” The parrot says, “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.” “Holy shit,” the guy replies. “You actually … Read more
My parrot died today… “It’s last words were: “Fuck I think my parrot is about to die.”
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and … Read more
A lady was to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said … Read more
My mother in-law bought a talking parrot, but returned it to the pet store a week later. … …. “This parrot hasn’t spoke a single word.” She complained. ….. …. “I haven’t had a fucking chance to!” Replied the parrot.