Bro On Sis

Those brother/sister pornos are fucking weird.

Never once have I called my siblings ‘bro’ or ‘sis’ while we’re having sex.

Paying for That

My boss walked straight up to my desk as I was watching porn today and said, “Do you think I pay people to do that?”

“Probably,” I replied, “You’re not exactly the best looking bloke in the world.”

Birthday Surprise

I told my boyfriend we could watch a porn for his birthday and do everything that we saw in the video…

He was super psyched, until I fucked the pizza guy.