A female prostitute gives a southern man the time of his life… When they finish the man asks “Geee Miss, how much do I owe ya?” The prostitute replies “For you, hon? Only 20 dollars.” The southern man replies, “Well golly, miss. I thought the rate was 50 dollars.” The prostitute looks at the man, … Read more
An old pensioner is hobbling his way home through the red light district. “Hey, Handsome, how about it?” “You’re joking,” says the 90-year-old, “I just can’t manage it any more.” “Ah, come on,” says the whore, “it’ll be really nice.” After a bit of humming and hawing, the pensioner goes along and when they finally … Read more
What happened when the prostitute approached the undercover cop? Her proposition ended with a sentence.
Eric is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is. “That desk is going for £2000,” says the shopkeeper. “$2000 for an old desk? That’s outrageous!” exclaims Eric. “Ah,” says the shopkeeper, … Read more
“I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” my wife screamed at me. “I’m really disappointed.” “You can hardly blame me,” I answered. “It’s not like I was getting any from you.” “Well that’s your fault,” she replied. “You never told me you were willing to pay for it.”