A Russian, a Pole and a German are sitting in a prison cell. The Russian comes up to the German holding a candy bar and asks “You want this?”. The German is thinking “He’ll probably want to fuck me for this” and says no. The Russian then comes up to the Pole and again asks … Read more
I was shagging this girl once who just could not make up her mind. She couldn’t decide between no and more. =
I donated one of my organs to my next door neighbour. Other people like to call it rape.
A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said “Can I help You?” “Yes” she said, “I’d like to report a case of sexual assault”. “Where did it happen?” the Sergeant asked. “In the park just down the road” she replied. “Can you describe what happened?” “Yes, I was walking along the … Read more