Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and … Read more
Why don’t hillbillies ever try reverse cowgirl? Because you don’t turn your back on family.
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. ‘It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool… They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about … Read more
I was chatting with this American lass down at the pub. “You must be from Tennessee,” I remarked. “Why? Because I’m the only ten you see?” she asked. “No. You look like your parents were closely related.”