What’s worse than your wife cheating on you with your brother? Your wife cheating on you with her brother.
A female prostitute gives a southern man the time of his life… When they finish the man asks “Geee Miss, how much do I owe ya?” The prostitute replies “For you, hon? Only 20 dollars.” The southern man replies, “Well golly, miss. I thought the rate was 50 dollars.” The prostitute looks at the man, … Read more
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and … Read more
Why don’t hillbillies ever try reverse cowgirl? Because you don’t turn your back on family.
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. ‘It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool… They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about … Read more