Can somebody please notify Liverpool that, along with their lack of imagination, the correct grammar is ‘A field’, not ‘An field’. Thanks.
My wife called me a sexist pig, and accused me of being far too obsessed with football. I said, “What makes you say that, babe?” She said, “Well for one, there’s this card you gave me for my birthday.” I said, “But to be fair, you’ve not kept up with the housework recently, so you … Read more
My old lady was reading a newspaper while I was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.” “Hmmm,” I said, not looking up from my magazine. She … Read more
1. What does the average Iowa player get on his SAT’s? Drool. 2. What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in one room? A full set of teeth. 3. How do you get a GA Tech cheerleader into your dorm room? Grease her hips and push like hell. 4. How do you … Read more