Nervous about watching new Game of Thrones with my parents, due to all the sex. Hopefully if I turn the volume up loud I won’t hear them.
After watching an episode of How I Met Your Mother, Rajiv asked his father how he met his mother. “At our wedding, of course,” replied his father.
I went to the auditions for Britain’s Got Talent but got turned down almost immediately. My passport reads “UK resident”.
So North Korea have declared that they plan on invading Japan. I personally wish them the best of luck with storming Takeshi’s Castle.
I got chatting to a girl in a club last night and I asked her what she was into. She said, “I really love sex and the city.” I replied, “What a coincidence, so do I. Who’s your favourite city player?”