Sorting The Wardrobe

“What’re you doing, love?” I asked the wife as she waddled into the living room, arms piled high with clothes. “Sorting out my wardrobe.” She replied. “I’m throwing these away, they’re all either too big or too small.” My money’s on small.

Wrong Farm Animal

This farmer stomps into his marital bedroom carrying a sheep and exclaims, “This is the pig I fuck when you give me attitude.” … His wife looks at him curiously and says, “I think you’ll find that’s a sheep” … He snaps back and says, “I think you’ll find that’s who I was talking to!”