My missus argued the other day that all I want her for is sex. She seemed to forget all about the washing,cooking,cleaning and shopping.
My wife and I always do Doctor and Patient role play when we have sex. I play the Doctor and she plays dead.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
A doctor looks at recently deceased patient and asks, “What were his final words?” The nurse replies, “None, Doctor – his wife was with him to the very end.”
A cop pulled me over and was going to give me a ticket for talking on the phone and driving. I told him he couldn’t do that because it was my wife and I was just listening.