Women. Keep cool this summer by washing the dishes in cold water.
What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Ovens are a lot like sex.
Women want them preheated first.
Men just shove it in and don’t care.
My girlfriend had just passed her driving test so she drove me to town. …
It was packed but we managed to find a parking space but she was nervous about doing a parallel park. …
“I’m confident in you babe, just do what you did in the test” I said …
She slowly started unzipping my fly!!..