Women. Keep cool this summer by washing the dishes in cold water.
What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman.
Ovens are a lot like sex. Women want them preheated first. Men just shove it in and don’t care.
My girlfriend had just passed her driving test so she drove me to town. … It was packed but we managed to find a parking space but she was nervous about doing a parallel park. … “I’m confident in you babe, just do what you did in the test” I said … She slowly started … Read more
During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:- “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. … Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.” … The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor. … “No! No! Don’t remove your clothes… … Read more