Woman’s Universal Path to Succeed

My girlfriend had just passed her driving test so she drove me to town. …
It was packed but we managed to find a parking space but she was nervous about doing a parallel park. …
“I’m confident in you babe, just do what you did in the test” I said …
She slowly started unzipping my fly!!..

The Medical Examination

During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:- “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. … Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.” …

The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor. …

“No! No! Don’t remove your clothes… Just stick out your tongue!”