Fat Picture
Yo mama so fat… I pictured her in my head and broke my neck.
Yo Mama
1000 Times
Every “yo mamma” joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of people. Kinda like yo mamma.
The Reflection
Yo momma so ugly that when she turned to the mirror her reflection turned away
Another direction
Yo Mama so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Let there be light
Yo mama so fat and old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.