Believe In Reincarnation

My mate asked me if I believed in reincarnation. I said, “Absolutely. Ever since my wife died I feel like I’ve been born again.”

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By in Illness / Death Jokes , 3 hours ago

Meal Out oF Everything

My wife left me because she said I made a meal out of everything. I intend to make her eat those words.

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By in Wordplay/Puns Jokes , 3 hours ago

Know Whats The Best Thing

After my divorce hearing I turned to my newly ex-wife and said: “Do you know what’s been the best thing since I left you, it’s-” “Oh, I know. You’ve been out shagging anything that moves!” she said. “Sowing your wild oats, getting your prick into anything with a pulse. I know exactly what you’re all … Read more…

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By in Marriage Jokes , 3 hours ago

The Six Stages of A Hangover

☆ One Star Hangover: No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap, which has given you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. … Read more…

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By in Alcoholic Jokes 13 hours ago

Lonely Cowboy

Well, there’s this cowboy who heads out to seek his fortune on the frontier of the old West. He finally settles on a ranching town near the very edge of civilization. So far away, in fact, that there aren’t any women to be found for love nor money. He’s young and full of hormones and, … Read more…

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By in Misunderstanding Jokes 15 hours ago