Dictionary For Women’s Personal Ads

Dictionary For Women’s Personal Ads 40ish ………………… 49 Adventurous …………… Slept with all your mates Athletic ……………… No Tits Average looking ……….. Has a face like an arse Beautiful …………….. Pathological liar Contagious smile ………. Does a lot of pills Educated ……………… Fucked to death at college Emotionally secure …….. On medication Feminist ……………… Fat … Read more…

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Custody Battle

A man and a woman went to court disputing over custody of their child. The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case. “I went through all the pain undergoing labour and I see no reason why the child’s custody should not be handed to me”, she pleaded. The man replied, “Your Honour, … Read more…

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We will Start with A

A black kid and his father are on an airplane. The plane suddenly starts to lose altitude and the captain made an announcement. “Attention passengers. Due to an engine failure we are forced we were forced to dump all your baggage to lighten the plane. Unfortunately the plane is still too heavy so we have … Read more…

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