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I brought a blow up doll back to the Adult shop and complained that when I blew it up, it had no lips, a flat chest and an ugly, veiny shaft that wasn’t even hard.

“When I ordered it, I told you I wanted a sexy lady doll,” I told the manager.

The manager counter took one look at the doll and said, “You stupid dolt… She’s inside out!”

Al Sharpton was at a large appliance store..

He was there to protest the fact that most all of the washing machines were white.

So the clerk called the store manager, who asked, “What’s the problem here, Reverend?”

Sharpton pointed at the washing machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that most of them were white.

The manager replied, “Well, Reverend, it’s true that most of the washing machines are white, but if you’ll open the lids, you’ll see that all the agitators are black.”

A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him.

“I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.”

“But how do you know when you are going to land?” he was asked.

“Well, I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground”, he answered.

“But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?” he was again asked.

He quickly answered, “Oh that? The dog’s leash goes slack!”

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A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him.

“I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.”

“But how do you know when you are going to land?” he was asked.

“Well, I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground”, he answered.

“But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?” he was again asked.

He quickly answered, “Oh that? The dog’s leash goes slack!”

Al Sharpton was at a large appliance store..

He was there to protest the fact that most all of the washing machines were white.

So the clerk called the store manager, who asked, “What’s the problem here, Reverend?”

Sharpton pointed at the washing machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that most of them were white.

The manager replied, “Well, Reverend, it’s true that most of the washing machines are white, but if you’ll open the lids, you’ll see that all the agitators are black.”

I brought a blow up doll back to the Adult shop and complained that when I blew it up, it had no lips, a flat chest and an ugly, veiny shaft that wasn’t even hard.

“When I ordered it, I told you I wanted a sexy lady doll,” I told the manager.

The manager counter took one look at the doll and said, “You stupid dolt… She’s inside out!”

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