That Crazy Ex

You can unfriend and block me on Facebook, unfollow me on Twitter, delete and block my number but you will NEVER unlick my butthole.

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How’s She Getting On

My daughter’s school teacher rang me today. “Young Sarah didn’t turn up for school today?” he said. “I know, her mother died yesterday,” I replied. “So she won’t be back for a while.” “Sorry to hear that,” he sighed. “How’s she getting on?” “Very well,” I replied. “She’s on her third lot of laundry and … Read more…

2 hours ago

Huge Savings

I saved 463 bucks on my car insurance today. Now I’ve just got to hope that I don’t get pulled over in the next 12 months.

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